tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14734970659643090962024-03-13T23:17:52.620-07:00Edie Freedman's BlogCape Ann artist and O'Reilly branding maven Edie Freedman shares her thoughts on random absurdities, happy accidents, and living a creative life that includes everything from shooting photographs and collecting sand dollars at the beach in the middle of winter to finding out what happens to oatmeal chocolate chip cookie dough when you add the eggs last (do not try this at home).Edie Freedmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00206820786112415586noreply@blogger.comBlogger80125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1473497065964309096.post-6506621499595652872012-08-12T16:40:00.000-07:002012-08-12T16:40:05.213-07:00Refrigerator Magnet PoemsIt is summer<br />
and I am drunk.<br />
In the garden an enormous pink rose<br />
is whispering to a rock.<br />
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It is winter<br />
and I fall asleep<br />
and dream of spring<br />
of blue rain<br />
and your shadow<br />
on the moon.<br />
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I do not recall<br />
how womanly my skin felt<br />
but one day it leaves me.<br />
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Some men who drive in mist<br />
may need a pounding.<br />
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Easy like his lie.<br />
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Frantic beauty.<br />
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Delirious from chocolate<br />
wax goddess worshipping<br />
could crush her will with lust.<br />
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Peachy wind<br />
yet sad like<br />
symphonies.<br />
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Essential languages are nearly gone.Edie Freedmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00206820786112415586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1473497065964309096.post-23875025476555178732011-12-21T19:39:00.000-08:002011-12-21T19:43:25.123-08:00What one should not eat, or so they say.<p class="MsoNormal">Bread. Chocolate cake. Toll House cookies. Ice cream. Danish pastry. Coffee cake. Croissants. Cotton candy. Gummy bears. Snickers bars. Pasta. White rice. Hot fudge. Chocolate. Sugar. Flour. Salt. Butter. Oreos. Fritos. Potato chips. Popcorn. Mac-and-cheese. Eclairs. Junior Mints. Smartees. Frosted Flakes. Pixie Stix. Tortilla chips. Gravy. Potatoes. Pancakes. French toast. Eggs Benedict. Hamburgers. Bacon. Christmas cookies. Rum balls. Girl Scout cookies. Toblerone. Hershey’s Kisses with Almonds, Mounds bars. Macaroons. Cupcakes. Donuts. English muffins. Deep-dish pizza. Necco wafers. Hot dogs. Cracker Jacks. Chocolate frappes. Big Macs. French fries.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Glue. Dirt. Dryer lint. <o:p></o:p></p> <!--EndFragment-->Edie Freedmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00206820786112415586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1473497065964309096.post-5500281048694701772011-10-15T19:47:00.000-07:002011-10-15T19:48:35.680-07:00Global Village.I have a Japanese rice cooker. It plays a Scottish jig when the rice is done.Edie Freedmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00206820786112415586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1473497065964309096.post-49464654154712273752011-09-02T17:37:00.000-07:002011-09-02T21:49:53.599-07:00They're just not that into you, Mr. President.<p>As the White House dithers around Mr. Obama’s jobs speech next Thursday (after a ridiculous back-and-forth with John Boehner about the scheduling), I find myself wondering why the administration is acting like a loser who keeps dating jerks.</p><p>So I turned to the bestselling book <i><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Hes-Just-That-Into-Understanding/dp/141690977X/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1315008722&sr=1-1">He’s Just Not That Into You</a></i> by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo, and found dead-on descriptions of what the President has experienced with the Republicans in Congress, along with some very good advice:</p><p>It’s quite clear that the Republicans are just not that into you, Mr. Obama. If they were, they’d be trying harder:</p><blockquote><i>"A man who wants to make a relationship work will move mountains to keep the woman he loves."</i></blockquote><p>And yet you keep trying.</p><blockquote><i>"We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you're the rule, not the exception. It's liberating.”</i></blockquote><p>You act as if the Republicans are as good as their word, and you don’t call them on it publicly when they don’t follow through on their promises of true bipartisanship.</p><blockquote><i>"We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don't mean. We make promises we don't keep. "I'll call you." "Let's get together." We know we won't. On the Human Interaction Stock Exchange, our words have lost almost all their value. And the spiral continues, as we now don't even expect people to keep their word; in fact we might even be embarrassed to point out to the dirty liar that they never did what they said they'd do. So if a guy you're dating doesn't call when he says he's going to, why should that be such a big deal? Because you should be dating a man who's at least as good as his word."</i></blockquote><p>Remember when you were meeting with John Boehner about the big budget initiative—until Mr. Boehner walked out and refused to take your phone calls?</p><blockquote><i>"There's nothing worse, in dating terms, nothing worse, than that sick feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when it looks like the guy you were seeing or getting to know has decided to bail on you instead of talking to you about it. Nothing worse." </i></blockquote> <blockquote><i>"Don't ask yourself what you did wrong or how you could have done it differently. Don't waste your valuable heart and mind trying to figure out why he did what he did. Or thinking back on all the things he said, and wondering what was the truth and what was the lie.”</i></blockquote><p>In the end, maybe this is where you will find yourself:</p> <blockquote><i>“Every movie we see, Every story we're told implores us to wait for it, the third act twist, the unexpected declaration of love, the exception to the rule. But sometimes we're so focused on finding our happy ending we don't learn how to read the signs. How to tell from the ones who want us and the ones who don't, the ones who will stay and the ones who will leave. And maybe a happy ending doesn't include a guy, maybe... it's you, on your own, picking up the pieces and starting over, freeing yourself up for something better in the future. Maybe the happy ending is... just... moving on. Or maybe the happy ending is this, knowing after all the unreturned phone calls, broken-hearts, through the blunders and misread signals, through all the pain and embarrassment you never gave up hope."</i></blockquote><p>Not good enough, sir. The country needs far more than that. I am hoping that you come out swinging, with a hugely audacious plan you believe in and evangelize everywhere, every day. A plan to put tens of thousands of people back to work, rebuilding our infrastructure and renovating school buildings, making them safer, more energy-efficient, and better places for our kids to learn. And that, rather than cutting spending for programs that truly do make a difference, you go after more revenue from those who have exploited the system for their own profit. </p> <blockquote><i>"It's very tempting when you really want to be with someone to settle for much, much less — even a vague pathetic facsimile of less — than you would have ever imagined. Remember always what you set out to get and please don't settle for less.”</i></blockquote> <p>Let the Republicans hoist themselves on their own petard, as they rally around the billionaires and the bankers—the supposed job-creators who, in spite of tax cuts and loopholes, have yet to create the jobs Americans so badly want and need. </p> <p>It’s past time to keep playing their game, Mr. President, doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. The bottom line is this: they’re just not that into you. Kick ‘em to the curb and reach for your ideals. Stand up for yourself. Stand up for us. </p> Edie Freedmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00206820786112415586noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1473497065964309096.post-1871812614529584542011-08-11T13:44:00.000-07:002011-08-11T13:55:20.580-07:00You can't handle the truth.I've received a few online messages in the past few days from well-meaning friends passing on information they got online, either via Facebook or email. In both cases, the information was either completely false or mostly so. One was a fake Amber alert – and everyone, bless their hearts, wants to help find kidnapped children. Unfortunately, few people stopped to check it out on the Amber alert website [<a href="http://www.amberalert.gov/">http://www.amberalert.gov/</a>] or on one of the other websites [<a href="http://www.snopes.com/">http://www.snopes.com/</a>] that tries to verify email and internet rumors. That anyone would create a fake Amber alert is unthinkable; that we have to verify urgent Amber alerts is just sad.
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<br />In this era of intense national politics, I’ve been disappointed to see how many people on all sides of the various arguments are just repeating what they’ve heard about the details of proposed legislation, what some politician has avowed or disavowed, or where the president was born and what his religious affiliation really is. <div>
<br /></div><div>Information comes at us from a seemingly infinite range of sources, online and off. Some people trust Fox News, some trust talk radio, others trust the NY Times and NPR, and still others look to Jon Stewart. We whack each other over the head with whatever we’ve decided to believe, wielding “the truth” like a weapon. When those ”truths” collide—as they so often do--there’s no winning, and no clear way forward to sort it all out. People don’t want to take the time to find out for themselves. It’s all too easy to be exposed to misinformation, and way too hard to get the unvarnished facts. And even when people on opposite sides of an issue look at the same data, their interpretations of it can vary widely.
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<br /></div><div>So the question is: what to do? I try to do some research on political issues on my own, looking at data from the <a href="http://www.cbo.gov/">Congressional Budget Office</a> and tracking down truths/half-truths/pants-on-fire lies at <a href="http://www.politifact.com/">Politifact</a> online. But in the end, there's just too much information, too much to read, assess, interpret, and digest. Way too much.</div>Edie Freedmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00206820786112415586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1473497065964309096.post-41716470684873622262011-07-22T05:04:00.000-07:002011-07-22T05:11:53.147-07:00Absolutely<p>Democracy doesn’t work absolutely. That is to say: democracy requires compromise, not absolutes. Rigid adherence to economic theology—on all sides of this debate—is not representative government. Millions of people live in this country, and we don’t all agree on how things (anything, really) should be done. But we all live here together, and so we need to get along, negotiate compromises, and get to solutions that meet at least some of each side’s goals. </p> <p>At the end of the day, this isn’t about governing, it’s about politics, money, and power. It’s about making it impossible for Mr. Obama to succeed at anything, so the GOP can claim the White House in 2012. And if they do, then what? Lead in our water, health insurance premiums through the roof, the super-rich getting super-richer?</p> <p>Since 2008, the Republicans have been far more invested in seeing Mr. Obama fail than in seeing the country succeed. Their cynicism is overt, with their talk of how this debt ceiling debate is hurting the “Republican brand” and stating publicly (from the start of his presidency) that their main goal is ensuring that Mr. Obama is a one-term president. </p> <p style="text-align: center;">* * * * </p> <p>I continue to be amazed that the people who are most likely to suffer at the hands of the robber barons are the people who most enthusiastically support them.<br /></p>Edie Freedmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00206820786112415586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1473497065964309096.post-82760820070246239192011-06-06T19:41:00.000-07:002011-06-06T19:46:58.320-07:00Fall in Love with Your LifeMy current advice to everyone is this: fall in love with your life. Pursue the things that bring you joy. Let go of things that don't. Know the difference.<br /><br />Make it intentional. Make it your goal. Make it your reality.Edie Freedmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00206820786112415586noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1473497065964309096.post-7576281704113885162011-04-01T05:03:00.000-07:002011-04-01T05:32:17.670-07:00April fools<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"></p><ul><li>The Republicans in the House</li><li>South Dakota (with its too-intrusive anti-abortion policy and its not-intrusive-enough firearms laws)</li><li>Mississippi (the state where it's safer to stay in the womb, with highest child mortality rate in the country)</li><li>The Koch brothers</li><li>General Electric</li><li>The culture wars: sheer idiocy vs. total chaos</li><li>Michele Bachmann</li><li>Newt Gingrich</li><li>U.S. energy policy</li><li>Everyone, everywhere, who denies our role in global warming</li><li>Donald Trump </li><li>Orrin Hatch (The only thing I ever liked about the guy was that he used to play bridge with Teddy Kennedy.) </li><li>AMC and the producers of "Madmen"</li><li>The NFL</li><li>Today's weather</li></ul><p></p>Edie Freedmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00206820786112415586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1473497065964309096.post-44580352026807886452011-02-20T18:29:00.000-08:002011-02-21T05:22:47.917-08:00Lessons LearnedI’ve been managing people at O’Reilly and elsewhere for over 25 years now. I’ve made boatloads of mistakes during that time, but I've learned a lot, too:<br /><ol style="margin-top: 0in;" start="1" type="1"><li class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt;"><b>Manage up and out, not down.</b><span style="font-weight: normal;"> Represent the best interests of your group by managing your manager. When the people who report to you need support and guidance, step in. </span></li><li class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt;"><b>Understand that it’s not about <span style="font-style: italic;">you</span>.</b><span style="font-weight: normal;"> If you don’t get that, you’ll never be a good manager. Or a good employee. </span></li><li class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt;"><b>Treat your employees like adults.</b><span style="font-weight: normal;"> You’re not their parent or their third grade teacher. You’re a mentor and advisor. You define the goals and objectives for the group and for each employee. And then you help them do what it takes to get there.</span></li><li class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt;"><b>Be as committed to your employees’ success as you are to the success of the company.</b><span style="font-weight: normal;"> And vice versa. One feeds the other. </span></li><li class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt;"><b>Let go of controlling how people do their jobs.</b><span style="font-weight: normal;"> As long as people are doing their jobs effectively, let go of the how and keep your eye on the desired results. Insisting that things be done only your way prevents your employees from developing their own ideas, and limits the organization as a whole.<span style=""> </span>Your employees are not extensions of you. Give them room to do it their way, as long as they’re not disrupting anyone else’s work and you’re getting the outcomes you’re looking for (or, odds are, better outcomes than you envisioned). </span></li><li class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt;"><b>Don't forget that you don’t have to have all of the answers.</b><span style="font-weight: normal;"> Your job is to figure out what questions to ask, and to work with your employees to find the answers. Collaborate with them to solve problems, and ask for their help when you need it: it’s a two-way street. If employees are always coming to you for answers, they don’t develop the kind of independent thinking that results in big benefits in the long run. Challenge them to figure things out for themselves; be there to advise and consult. </span></li><li class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt;"><b>Let people make their own mistakes</b><span style="font-weight: normal;">, and don’t come down hard on them when things go awry or fall through the cracks. If you have good relationships with your employees, they don’t want to disappoint you. They feel bad enough about making errors. If people don’t feel that they’re empowered to make decisions—and allowed to make some mistakes—they’ll turn to you to make <i>all</i></span> of the decisions. That’s not helping anyone, especially you. </li><li class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt;"><b>Don’t ask questions without context</b><span style="font-weight: normal;">. “Did you know about this?” in email can make an employee wonder whether you’re pleased with whatever you’re referring to or if you’re asking what their culpability in the situation is. Not knowing what’s behind the question makes it feel like a trap.<span style=""> </span></span></li><li class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt;"><b>Try not to put people on the defensive</b><span style="font-weight: normal;">. It makes them far more likely to develop the habit of covering their asses (CYA) rather than doing things that might lead to new and useful developments. </span></li><li class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt;"><b>Avoid contempt.</b><span style="font-weight: normal;"> Try to keep it out of your attitude and out of your voice, no matter how you may feel about some of your colleagues and their work. Perhaps you need to spend a little time examining what’s behind any contempt you may feel, as it probably says a lot more about you than it does about anyone else. </span></li><li class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt;"><b>Don’t be harsh with your employees</b><span style="font-weight: normal;">. You can register disappointment without raising your voice and/or being a jerk. Being harsh with your employees puts them in self-protective mode. They’re less likely to seek your guidance and advice. Less likely to tell you what’s really going on. And more likely to be afraid to take on additional responsibility.</span><br /><br />Harshness makes people contract and harden, not expand and flow. It makes them feel incompetent, erodes their self-confidence, and causes them to second-guess themselves far too often. It makes them afraid of you, which is counter-productive (and not much fun for either of you). Working with you should be a positive experience, not a minefield your employees have to tread carefully.</li></ol> <ol style="margin-top: 0in;" start="12" type="1"><li class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt;"><b>Take responsibility for your actions.</b><span style="font-weight: normal;"> If anything you’ve done has added to a problem, own up to it.<span style=""> </span></span></li><li class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt;"><b>Give your employees context</b><span style="font-weight: normal;">. Explain what’s going on in the company, or with a new initiative. Tell them what they need to know to understand how what they’re doing fits into the big picture. </span></li><li class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt;"><b>If you can, give each employee meaningful responsibility for something:</b><span style="font-weight: normal;"> make each one the go-to person on a project, an ongoing task, a topic area. Give them ownership. Be clear about your expectations and then <i>get out of the way</i></span>. Pay attention but don’t micromanage. When other people come to you with questions, first direct them to the person responsible for that area. Be there to advise and support, and guide them back on track if you see things going off the rails. And then get out of the way again.</li><li class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt;"><b>If someone’s behavior is inappropriate, discuss it in private</b><span style="font-weight: normal;">. Getting your knuckles rapped in front of your peers is humiliating. Don’t put your employees in a situation where your actions cause them to lose face in front of others.<span style=""> </span>Note I said “discuss” the behavior. No yelling. Be clear and straightforward with your feedback. And give them a chance to explain. </span></li><li class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt;"><b>Don’t speak negatively about an employee with his/her peers. </b></li><li class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt;"><b>Give your employees overt, public credit for their successes</b><span style="font-weight: normal;">. And when they do something well, let them know that you noticed—and that you appreciate it.</span></li><li class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt;"><b>Meet with your employees privately at least once a quarter to check in. </b><span style="font-weight: normal;">This is in addition to the day-to-day interactions you may have. There should be no surprises on their annual performance reviews. They need to know how they’re doing – and you need to know what they’re struggling with – on an ongoing basis. </span></li><li class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt;"><b>Give people your complete attention when you’re interacting with them one-on-one or as a group. </b><span style="font-weight: normal;">1) It’s way more efficient than trying to multitask, and 2) it lets people know that you take their concerns seriously. </span></li><li class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt;"><b>Listen at least as much as you talk.</b><span style="font-weight: normal;"><span style=""> </span></span></li><li class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt;"><b>Ask for feedback on your performance as their manager.</b><span style="font-weight: normal;"> Find out what your employees think you might do better in general, what you could do to help them more effectively, what you perhaps should stop doing. LISTEN. Acknowledge what they’ve told you. It’s fine to explain the things you feel you need to, but wait until the person giving feedback has said their piece. Avoid sounding defensive.<span style=""> </span></span></li><li class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 6pt;"><b>Know when to cut your losses.</b><span style="font-weight: normal;"> If you have given an employee as much support and guidance as you can and they’re not able to perform up to the requirements of the job, help them move on. If it’s not a fit, it’s not a fit, and there’s nothing that either of you need to apologize for. That may mean letting them go or suggesting other, more appropriate opportunities for them in the company. Don’t let situations that aren’t working fester. Do what you need to do for the employee, your group, and the best interests of the company.<br /> <br /> </span></li></ol> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 6pt 0in 0.0001pt 0.25in;"> </p>Edie Freedmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00206820786112415586noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1473497065964309096.post-76809934689249674992011-01-03T16:38:00.000-08:002011-01-03T17:23:34.338-08:00Why every family should include at least one marine biologist<span style="font-size:100%;">My nephew Adam is getting his PhD in Marine Biology. A few years ago he took me way out into the Everglades to catch and tag a few alligators. It was a blast.<br /><br /></span><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_R9SacFdyhC8/TSJwxP2qRPI/AAAAAAAAAE8/CbDNxmay1DE/s1600/alligator.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_R9SacFdyhC8/TSJwxP2qRPI/AAAAAAAAAE8/CbDNxmay1DE/s400/alligator.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5558128881500308722" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">Adam is a very handy resource when it comes to important marine biology topics. Note this recent email exchange:<br /></span> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:100%;"></span></p><blockquote><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Hey, Marine Biologist -</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a href="http://www.cbs.com/primetime/csi_miami/video/?pid=GcL_5fH4Afrs9LGGlHlazvonuWsP1MTf&nrd=1">CSI Miami's latest episode </a>opens with a guy on his cellphone stepping into his swimming pool, not noticing that there's an alligator in the pool. Which, of course, proceeds to attack him, making for a nice bloody dramatic beginning. Questions for you:<br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:100%;">1. Would the alligator survive the chlorine?</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:100%;">2. Would an alligator in a pool automatically go after a human? If not, what would make an alligator attack someone in a swimming pool? (Not a super-big alligator, either.)</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Just wondering. I know everything on TV is true (especially on CSI: Miami)...</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:100%;">- Your favorite auntie</span></p></blockquote><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:100%;"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;font-family:times new roman;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:100%;"> * * * * *</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:100%;"></span></p><blockquote><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Hey Auntie E,</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> Yes, an alligator could survive in a chlorine treated pool, but not for a really long time (like months). Gators can survive being exposed to almost anything for short periods of time (days - weeks) as long as they keep their mouth closed because their oral cavity is pretty much the only part of their body that contains highly permeable surfaces and therefore is the site for most ion exchange with their environment (i.e. chlorine, salt, etc.). If they don't open their mouths, they don't get exposed and it's all good in gator land.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> An alligator would not automatically attack a human in a pool. Depends on the size of the gator and the size of the human. Alligators generally don't go after prey that are bigger than they are, though there are exceptions to the rule (e.g., deer). What would happen in the pool, I think, is that the gator would sense a human entering the pool through the vibrations on the water surface caused by their entry (they sense these vibrations with their "dome pressure receptors" located on their mouth), and also by the noise of course. The alligator would come over the the human to check it out and inspect the situation, and then it would decide to attack or not attack based on the human's size relative to it and its own hunger level. Gators also like the element of surprise, so if the human saw the gator and started trying to hit it or punch it in the mouth or something like that then the gator might decide that attacking wouldn't be worth it. If the gator on the show was small (less than 6 ft. or so) and the human was a big adult then I think most likely the gator would not attack, at least not immediately.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:100%;">glad my PhD learnin' is proving to be useful in many contexts</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:100%;">love</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:100%;">adam</span></p></blockquote><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:100%;"></span></p>Edie Freedmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00206820786112415586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1473497065964309096.post-58601336854852074572010-11-29T19:46:00.000-08:002010-11-29T20:01:34.030-08:00Stepping Out on the LedgeA close friend here in Gloucester lost her younger brother yesterday morning. He was shot outside his Detroit townhouse by one of his neighbors, who then went home and shot and killed his father before killing himself.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">* * * * *<br /></div><br />On my way to her house yesterday afternoon, I listened to “Judgment of the Moon and Stars (Ludwig’s Tune),” a song about Beethoven, by Joni Mitchell:<br /><blockquote>You've got to shake<br />your fists at<br />lightning now<br />You've got to roar<br />like a forest fire<br />You've got to spread your<br />light like blazes<br />All across the sky<br />They're going to aim<br />the hoses on you<br />Show them you won't expire<br />Not till you burn up every passion<br />Not even when you die<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">* * * * *<br /></div> </blockquote>Late last night I watched a documentary about Bruce Springsteen and the making of the album <span style="font-style: italic;">Darkness on the Edge of Town</span>. After a long legal battle with his manager following the success of <span style="font-style: italic;">Born to Run</span>, Bruce and the band finally got back into the studio and spent a year working to make Bruce’s vision for the new album a reality.<br /><br />They worked at it month after month, recording multiple versions of over 70 songs, trying different approaches, mixing the tracks in various ways, pushing the limits of the technologies, the musicians, and, no doubt, everyone’s patience. They spent three months just trying to get what Bruce felt were authentic drum sounds – instead of the polished and pristine sound of drumming in the studio, Bruce was looking for the raw essence of drumming, a sound he just <span style="font-style: italic;">had</span> to find.<br /><br />Some people would see this as obsession; others would call it genius. What I see is his clarity of vision and an unwavering belief in himself and what he was trying to do. The film shows his burning intensity, compelling and hard to watch in equal measure. As the exhausting and seemingly endless process of iteration continued, it’s remarkable that he didn’t get so tangled up in the doing that he lost sight of the getting there. But he recognized the endpoint when he reached it, and the album was done.<br /><br />Talking about that period in his life, Bruce said, ““More than rich, more than famous, more than happy – I wanted to be great.” Watching his dogged insistence on realizing his creative vision--believing in it, absolutely convinced that it was great--I thought about how infrequently I have pursued my own dreams and vision with anything even vaguely resembling that level of clarity, commitment, and conviction. I haven’t walked that far out on the ledge. These past few days have made me think about what it would take for me to take the first step, and the second.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">* * * * *<br /></div><br />Our time here may be long or short or somewhere in between. What shall we make of the time we have left?Edie Freedmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00206820786112415586noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1473497065964309096.post-37800010956841229502010-10-24T12:43:00.000-07:002010-10-24T13:11:31.668-07:00Big Money, Bad Money<p>Seems to me that a whole lot more good could have been done with the <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/campaign/2010/spending/index.html">billions of dollars</a> that have been spent on negative political ads and campaigns for the upcoming midterm elections.</p><p>There are 310,554,258 people in the United States; the combined total of all of the money spent for these elections is far more than that. The money could have gone to more productive things, like helping people pay their mortgages, donating it to cancer research, or repairing roads and bridges. Or they could have given everyone in the U.S. $5 apiece and saved us all from the constant barrage of campaign crap. </p>Edie Freedmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00206820786112415586noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1473497065964309096.post-81457507073733315222010-08-16T06:43:00.000-07:002010-08-16T07:08:09.769-07:00Grey<p>I spent this past weekend preparing myself for letting Grey go. He spent the weekend sleeping, eating a little here and there, and occasionally sitting in my lap, purring. It’s clear that he is uncomfortable and feels unwell; his beautiful sea-green eyes are distant and he sits facing the wall, as if he is waiting for something. Today I will take him to the vet for the last time.</p> <p>It’s sad to lose him, but sadder still to watch him suffer. So, I will be there with him at the end, with many tears but also with love and gratitude for all that he brought to my life. </p> <p>Grey is, above all, a persistent cuss. He has always been a good communicator, and generally got his way, demanding food and attention, insisting on sitting in my lap while I was working, and deciding when it was time for me to stop working and come to bed. When he thought it was time for breakfast, he’d walk back and forth on me as I slept, and then would stick his face right into mine, tickling me with his whiskers until I got up. </p> <p>Since he’s been ill, there have been a few flashes of his old spirit, but mostly he’s been quiet and sleeping a lot. He has tolerated a certain amount of medical treatment, but I can tell that he’s done with that, it’s not making him feel any better, and he’d just as soon let this body go. And so I will help him with that.</p><p>I am quite sad, but also immensely grateful for the time we had together. May we meet again someday.<br /></p><p></p>Edie Freedmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00206820786112415586noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1473497065964309096.post-37552096508238731312010-06-22T03:32:00.000-07:002010-06-22T03:40:39.233-07:00Marketing Tips for the AdministrationTime to do some marketing, Mr. President. (And you Congressional Democrats.)<br /><br />Run a series of ads spotlighting the individual Americans who are benefiting from the stimulus package. Let the people speak for themselves about their jobs and how their lives have changed as a result.<br /><br />Run a series of ads spotlighting the various projects across the country that have been funded by the stimulus package. Let the project/site manager and/or the people working on the project speak.<br /><br />Include a counter in the corner that ticks away, rolling up the numbers of how many jobs have been created -- just keep it ticking away, still going as each ad ends (to show it's an ongoing process).<br /><br />Stop ceding this ground to the Republicans and TeaBaggers. You can win the battle for people's hearts and minds.<br /><br />Stop telling everyone what you're doing and the impact it's had on people's lives -- show us. Over and over and over again. On TV. On the radio. Online.Edie Freedmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00206820786112415586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1473497065964309096.post-87706899873913516292010-06-13T07:07:00.000-07:002010-06-13T11:28:31.439-07:00Time Zones<p style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">I grew up in southwestern Ohio. It’s in the western end of the Eastern Standard Time zone, along with most of Indiana. On early summer nights, it would stay light out quite late and we’d be out in the back yard in our pajamas, catching fireflies before bedtime. I remember thinking how wonderful it was to be running around in the soft evening air, looking for the intermittent flashes of light in the darkest corners of the lawn.</p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_R9SacFdyhC8/TBTnhPvrVjI/AAAAAAAAAEg/6dUF8bTgqiw/s1600/1000px-US-Timezones.svg.png"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 309px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_R9SacFdyhC8/TBTnhPvrVjI/AAAAAAAAAEg/6dUF8bTgqiw/s400/1000px-US-Timezones.svg.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5482261204764939826" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">Now I live on the north shore of Boston, which lies at the eastern end of the time zone. And although I have lived in this area for over 25 years, the morning light still surprises me. On these early summer days, it starts to get light over the marsh at around 4:30AM. The cats begin to stir around 5:30; the birds are already fussing and twittering. The cats want their breakfast. I fend them off as long as I can, but invariably I end up getting up before I really want to; their persistence defeats my desire to catch another hour of delicious morning sleep.</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">. . .</span><br /></div><p style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">Many summers ago I went back to Dayton for the wedding of one of my childhood friends. The evening reception was held outdoors on their family farm, with a big tent with tables and a dance floor set up next to the hay fields.<br /></p><p style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">It was a beautiful evening. The music was sweet, the air was as soft as I remembered it, and there were thousands of fireflies over the fields, signaling to each other as darkness slowly fell. </p>Edie Freedmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00206820786112415586noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1473497065964309096.post-50126885093915661542010-04-21T19:38:00.000-07:002010-04-21T20:25:44.614-07:00Art in West Texas<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_R9SacFdyhC8/S8--EtbeRlI/AAAAAAAAAEA/llRpFfZ-A3c/s1600/IMG_3633.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_R9SacFdyhC8/S8--EtbeRlI/AAAAAAAAAEA/llRpFfZ-A3c/s400/IMG_3633.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5462793861147280978" border="0" /></a><br />Spent last week driving through West Texas with one of my oldest and dearest friends. We flew into Austin, then drove 7 hours due west to Marfa, a small town that boasts both the “Marfa Lights” (UFOs) and a huge installation of artwork by Donald Judd, Dan Flavin, and John Chamberlain, among others.<br /><div style="text-align: left;"><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_R9SacFdyhC8/S8-8MH9IxYI/AAAAAAAAADw/hVf5B-Io_Tg/s1600/IMG_3801.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_R9SacFdyhC8/S8-8MH9IxYI/AAAAAAAAADw/hVf5B-Io_Tg/s400/IMG_3801.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5462791789503628674" border="0" /></a><br />Judd’s and Flavin’s pieces are minimal and meticulous. Flavin’s spare but vivid fluorescent light environments are housed in a series of six former military barracks. Donald Judd designed and installed a large number of antiseptically clean, rectangular aluminum boxes into two huge artillery sheds. All of the boxes have the same outer dimensions, with variations of inserted planes and open sides.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_R9SacFdyhC8/S8-8qQH5NCI/AAAAAAAAAD4/ipUJa-K2P0w/s1600/s_IMG_3718.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_R9SacFdyhC8/S8-8qQH5NCI/AAAAAAAAAD4/ipUJa-K2P0w/s400/s_IMG_3718.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5462792307092304930" border="0" /></a><br /><!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p>With most sculpture, the setting is the frame within which one perceives the work. In this case, not so much.<span style=""> </span>There was a nearly complete lack of interaction between the art installations inside the buildings and the landscape surrounding them. The buildings that housed the art could have been anywhere—say, in upstate New York or urban Seattle or southwestern Ohio. The grand and glorious desert landscape did not matter, for the most part. Judd did have some concrete boxes out in a field, but the scale was wrong (too small) and they seemed plonked down somewhat randomly, without any clear rationale or apparent sensitivity to how they were placed in that space.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_R9SacFdyhC8/S8--onlv7tI/AAAAAAAAAEI/iQtSgdk5Gpk/s1600/IMG_3783.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_R9SacFdyhC8/S8--onlv7tI/AAAAAAAAAEI/iQtSgdk5Gpk/s400/IMG_3783.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5462794478055059154" border="0" /></a><br />* * *</div></div> <p>The Texas desert is spectacular. Huge sky, clouds moving constantly, and a landscape of muted color: sage, sand, dark browns and greens. Small deer. Coyotes. Cows. Sheep. Goats. Horses. Llamas. Vultures. Turkeys. Sun. Rain. Stars. And lots of open space. It's a landscape on a gigantic scale which made me feel small and rather inconsequential. Not so for Donald Judd, or so it seems.</p><p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_R9SacFdyhC8/S8-6MtW26EI/AAAAAAAAADY/QY7QMoWZ3Vc/s1600/IMG_3655.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_R9SacFdyhC8/S8-6MtW26EI/AAAAAAAAADY/QY7QMoWZ3Vc/s400/IMG_3655.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5462789600520366146" border="0" /></a></p> <p style="text-align: center;">* * *</p> <p>One of the aluminum boxes in the artillery shed created a frame for the desert, but the others did little but reflect each other. It seemed very odd to me that the artist chose largely not to interact with and respond to the beautiful land and sky.</p><p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_R9SacFdyhC8/S8--19DnsdI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/aB4_NOiWk4c/s1600/IMG_3722.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_R9SacFdyhC8/S8--19DnsdI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/aB4_NOiWk4c/s400/IMG_3722.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5462794707155792338" border="0" /></a></p><p>I came away thinking that Donald Judd’s ego was significantly larger than his vision.</p><p><br /></p><p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_R9SacFdyhC8/S8-3DpTuwNI/AAAAAAAAACQ/PCwthe2cHJQ/s1600/IMG_3723.jpg"><br /></a></p><p><br /></p><p><!--EndFragment--> </p>Edie Freedmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00206820786112415586noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1473497065964309096.post-71180893657572151042010-03-19T10:59:00.000-07:002010-03-19T11:04:58.436-07:00What I Don't Want to Pay ForSome conservatives are blocking the health reform bill because some government money <span style="font-style: italic;">might</span> be used for abortions. It’s a short-sighted position, not least because statistics show that countries that offer guaranteed health care that includes coverage for abortions have a much lower rate of abortion than we do here. That means that <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">giving people universal health coverage does more to reduce abortions than not giving them that coverage because they might use that coverage for abortions.</span><br /><br />But all of this has gotten me thinking about what I don’t want my tax dollars to be used for. For example, Viagra. Hey, if women can pay for their own abortions, men can pay for their own erections. Bet that wouldn’t get through Congress.<br /><br />A few other things I’d rather not support:<br /><ul><li>Pre-emptive war</li><li>Faith-based anything</li><li>Medicare charges that are way out of line, just because they can be</li><li>Hundred-dollar hammers for the military</li><li>Fancy offices for government officials</li><li>Bailouts for financial institutions that pay bonuses to their employees, no matter how well they perform</li><li>Social security for multi-millionaires</li><li>Subsidies to big agribusiness</li><li>Earmarks like the infamous “bridge to nowhere”</li></ul>I’m sure this list would be much longer if I knew how <span style="font-style: italic;">all</span> of the dollars that disappear from my paycheck are spent on my behalf.Edie Freedmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00206820786112415586noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1473497065964309096.post-74609297864336421662010-03-04T18:43:00.000-08:002010-03-04T18:53:20.814-08:00I am not interested in shooting anything but a camera.<p>As I’ve listened to news stories this week about the gun case being argued before the Supreme Court, I’ve been immensely dismayed to hear what some of my fellow Americans have to say about guns and gun ownership. Aside from target shooting or bagging Bambi for dinner, I wish nobody owned anything more powerful than a BB gun. </p> <p>To my mind, a handgun is essentially a device designed and manufactured to kill other people. And it makes it so easy to do it. Lose your temper and blow someone away. Forget to lock your gun cabinet and your kid shoots another kid — or himself — by accident. Hold up a convenience store and shoot the clerk who refuses to open the cash drawer. Kill the teenage mischief-maker who breaks into your garage, looking for beer. </p> <p>With a gun, it takes a millisecond to remove the obstacle that stands between you and whatever it is you want. Unfortunately, that obstacle is often another person. </p> <p>I don’t believe that “guns don’t kill people, people kill people.” People with guns kill people. We can get rid of the people or we can get rid of the guns. I vote for getting rid of the guns. And then I can go to national parks again.</p> <p>Some gun owners don’t trust the government. I don’t trust people with guns. </p>Edie Freedmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00206820786112415586noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1473497065964309096.post-30957732280787382342010-02-09T19:41:00.000-08:002010-02-09T19:54:14.063-08:00Dope Slap<span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">I am fed up. I wish I could give all of the idiots in Washington and in “fly-over country” a big dope slap. All of them. The prissy, pissy Republicans (whack!) and the groveling independents (whack!) and the unfortunate, disorganized, discombobulated Democrats, who squandered a rare opportunity (whack!). </span><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"><br /><br />And let's not forget Sarah Palin and the Tea Party folks, too (whack! whack! whack!). And Senate candidate Martha Coakley (whack!). <br /></span> <p style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); text-align: center;">• • •</p><p style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">In the 1950s, my grandmother served in the Connecticut State Legislature. When she was in her late 80s, I brought a friend of mine to meet her. As I made the introductions, I mentioned that she had been in politics. She drew herself up straight and rather starchily said, “Government, dear. I was in <span style="font-style: italic;">Government.</span>” <span><br /></span></p><p style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"><span>She</span> understood the difference. </p> <!--EndFragment-->Edie Freedmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00206820786112415586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1473497065964309096.post-31868370012090158842010-01-20T05:47:00.000-08:002010-01-20T05:54:22.053-08:00They've done it again.The Democrats have done it again. Amazing how they managed to choose a candidate for Teddy’s seat who was so “Kerry for President”-esque. Martha Coakley had all of the advantages going into this thing, but, as it turned out, she was tone-deaf, seemed remarkably cold-hearted, and is a terrible campaigner.<br /><br />Jon Stewart made the point the other night that George W. Bush was able to do pretty much whatever he pleased, even though he did not have a filibuster-proof majority supporting him in the Senate—far from it, in fact. The Democrats just can’t get out of their own way. Remember Nancy Reagan’s anti-drug message in the 80s -- “Just Say No”? The Republicans have extended that, very successfully, into anti-everything.<br /><br />I find those shiny, well-groomed, hard-edged Republican pols and their toadies at Fox News to be so entirely and universally repellent. They’re like mass-produced gingerbread men (and a few women), nearly identical and in lockstep. They seem nearly Swiss in affect – but without the good chocolate. They make their politics look so tidy because there’s only one note: No.<br /><br />The Dems, on the other hand, are an unkempt bunch, hard to define and even harder to organize. They can’t figure out how to pull together as a party, because they are so busy being, well, sort of French. Dramatic, emotional, each going their own way, wanting to be seen for who they are as individuals, a cacaphony of passions, intentions, and purposes. That’s no way to run a party, and, unfortunately, no way to win elections – or people’s hearts.<br /><br />At the end of the day, it just slays me that the people who are most passionately for the Republicans are the ones who get screwed by them the most. And it seems so easy to get that constituency to believe whatever they are told, from death panels to the evils of socialism to the old “Democrats are soft on terrorism” crap. I’ve said it before: people are addicted to fear, and the Republicans serve it up again and again.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">….<br /></div><br />So, pretty boy Scott Brown wins and takes health care reform down with him. Sigh. Well, maybe the Dems will sort a few things out. As for me, I see a future in which Scott Brown and Sarah Palin get married (after they both first get divorced, of course) and create beautiful babies and bad policy together. God help us all.Edie Freedmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00206820786112415586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1473497065964309096.post-28556161857886727042009-12-26T23:21:00.001-08:002009-12-26T23:25:44.215-08:00'Nuff Said<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_R9SacFdyhC8/SzcLR0xidUI/AAAAAAAAACI/1m6o7sPCWic/s1600-h/Joe_Lieberman-dope.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 268px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_R9SacFdyhC8/SzcLR0xidUI/AAAAAAAAACI/1m6o7sPCWic/s400/Joe_Lieberman-dope.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5419813077415785794" /></a>Edie Freedmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00206820786112415586noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1473497065964309096.post-82898827589189360412009-12-19T05:52:00.000-08:002009-12-19T05:57:13.685-08:00Taking Care of the Livestock FirstThere's an old rule of thumb in farming: take care of the livestock first. Whether it's feeding, tending to, or providing shelter in a storm, seeing to the animals' needs before one's own is no doubt good farming practice, protecting one's investment and livelihood. It's also our responsibility as their caretakers, something we chose when we adopted or acquired them, a decision they had no part of. That responsibility doesn't stop when the animals get old or infirm. Much as we'd like to hold onto them forever--to make time stop--there's a point at which keeping an animal alive becomes more about us and our needs than about them and theirs. <br /><p><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/19/opinion/19sat4.html?ref=todayspaper">Verlyn Klinkenborg has a piece in the Times today</a> about making the hard decision to put a beloved dog down. It's an eloquent articulation of all that I believe to be the right course in such things, as heart-wrenching as it may be.<br /></p> <div style="text-align: center;">• • •<br /></div> <p>It reminded me of a wonderful story by <a href="http://archives.newyorker.com/?i=1978-08-07#folio=024">David Updike</a>, written in 1978 when he was still in college, "Out on the Marsh." It's a reflection by a young man at 21 about the passing of time, illuminated by his sudden awareness that his dog, Mtoti, has gotten on in years. Here's the last paragraph:</p> <blockquote style="font-style: italic;">I had been out on the marsh for several hours that day, and Mtoti was tired and followed a few feet behind me. I turned to him and ran backwards, clapping my hands, calling his name, and he worked himself into a run. On the lawn we stopped, and I bent down to hug him. In the afternoon light, I could see that the gray flecks on his muzzle had gone to white, and I realized that he had drifted into old age without my having noticed. I have thought of him all these years as my peer, but it is only now, in the blue light of spring, that I realize he has grown old without me. </blockquote>Edie Freedmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00206820786112415586noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1473497065964309096.post-35999542215179856682009-12-03T05:08:00.000-08:002009-12-03T05:17:14.883-08:00Getting on the Other SideSome years ago, a friend of mine was struggling to manage her new horse, a somewhat feisty Argentinian polo pony. It was a challenge for her to overcome her fears and ride the horse with the confidence it required. She rode for a while with a local trainer, a born-and-bred horseman, nearly Midwestern in his approach to horses. He took everything in stride and remained both calm and patient when working with difficult horses.<br /><br />At one point, when she was frustrated and expressing her doubts, he looked at her and said, “You’ve just got to get on the other side of that horse.”<br /><br />In addition to being good advice, it’s a great concept. There is, I have found, a tipping point at which nearly every formerly insurmountable problem becomes manageable. Reaching that point requires patience, determination, and a commitment to hang in there until the thing sorts itself out, one way or another.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">. . . <br /></div><br />I started last summer wondering if Wolfie and I would ever form a workable partnership. He was spooky, I was nervous; not a good recipe for success. But I stayed with it, and rode nearly every day, alone and in company. I rode through spooks and shies, calmed my butterflies, and just kept at it, even on days when I just didn't feel up to it.<br /><br />By the end of the summer, we had made great strides together: he doesn’t spook at everything now, his spooks are smaller, and I just ride them out and keep on going. No more butterflies. We’re both calmer and our rides are a lot more fun.<br /><br />I figure I got on the other side of that horse. And I think he probably got on the other side of me.Edie Freedmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00206820786112415586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1473497065964309096.post-39009674160509910022009-11-24T07:46:00.000-08:002009-11-24T08:08:02.589-08:00What to EatHave been thinking a lot about eating meat, for a few reasons:<br /><ul><li>Saw “Food, Inc.” – movie about where our food comes from. Haven’t had a hamburger since, don’t plan to have another anytime soon.</li><li>Heard a caller yesterday on NPR’s show about Thanksgiving recipes talk about how she was getting a fresh turkey this year. She said it would be slaughtered today and wondered if there was enough time to brine it before roasting it.</li><li>An article in the NYTimes by a vegan, talking about not using animals for food or anything else—and then mentioning his cat. Found myself wondering what he feeds his cat. </li></ul>I am very conflicted about eating animals, and, to a lesser extent, fish. Lots of issues:<br /><ol><li>Animals do eat each other. And a bear or an alligator or a tiger (if there are any left) might be quite happy to eat me, under the right circumstances. Why not eat them?<br /></li><li>We are the only species that raises animals specifically to kill and eat them. There are far too many of us to survive by killing and eating wild animals (especially since we’re obliterating their natural habitats, bit by bit).<br /></li><li>We pay other people to kill the animals we eat. And we don't want to know how the sausage is made.<br /></li><li>I live with and take care of animals that I couldn’t begin to consider eating, even if I was starving to death. Why are they different than any other animals? Because I know them?</li><li>Some people believe that animals are lesser beings, as they lack the ability to reason. Seems to me that they reason just fine: my cats know that if they bug me long enough, I’ll feed them or come up to bed when it’s late. I didn’t train them to do that—they trained me. My horse knows that if he comes when I call him, he’ll get a carrot. I’m not saying that they’re going to understand or develop the theory of relativity, but they understand cause and effect, and certainly know how to cause to get effect. </li><li>Animals have very distinct personalities, likes and dislikes, fears and favorites. </li><li>Animals can suffer and feel pain, including the pain of separation. They will fight for their lives. </li><li>The way we treat the animals we raise for food is horrific and inexcusable. Beyond inhumane. </li><li>The way we process meat and poultry products is just plain scary from a health perspective. Ecoli, anyone? Rat droppings? How about the fact that a single hamburger may be made of ground meat from a hundred different cows from different places? </li><li>I grew up in Ohio, next door to a farm that raised black angus cattle. And we ate meat or poultry pretty much every night. It's always been a major part of my diet, and I like meat. Or at least I used to. Am not so sure these days.<br /></li></ol>So, what else would I eat, if I didn’t eat meat? I have a bit of a lactose intolerance, which makes cheese a bit problematic, and it’s not like we treat our dairy cows all that much better than the cows we eat. And soy products aren’t a great solution, either. Soybean agriculture is a main contributor to deforestation in the Amazon, which is bad for man and beast alike. And I read somewhere that people are more likely to get sick from eating imported vegetables than meat, because of the way veggies are grown and processed.<br /><br />I have thought about raising chickens, just for the eggs. Unlike Tyson, I'd give the chickens a safe place to roost, good food, with plenty of room to roam around. Of course, it would mean eating a lot of eggs, if that was my main source of protein. Not so keen on that.<br /><br />I have also considered eating only local produce, buying at farmers’ markets from farms I know, canning my own food for the winter, even grinding my own flour. A lot of work and, who knows, I could easily give myself botulism (or worse, if there is anything worse).<br /><br />I don’t have an answer. All I know is that it's just about Thanksgiving and I don’t feel good about eating meat. Or poultry. Or soybeans.Edie Freedmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00206820786112415586noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1473497065964309096.post-70585098622949415272009-11-14T05:41:00.000-08:002009-11-15T15:57:32.610-08:00In Search of the Quick Fix<p class="MsoNormal">I’m continually surprised by how short people’s memories are. Watching the "commentators" on Fox as they opine about (and misrepresent) the economic mess, the health care debate, and the president’s deliberations on sending more troops to Afghanistan, I wonder how it is that a lot of my fellow citizens have come to believe that all of our problems should be resolved—or nearly so—by now, one year into Mr. Obama’s term.<br /><br />Americans believe in the quick fix. From reality TV shows about transformations seemingly wrought overnight with plastic surgery to commercials from pharmaceutical companies that promise relief from intractable conditions to beauty creams that tout instant results, we’ve become a culture of impatience and false expectations. <br /><br />If you’ve ever had major surgery—of any kind—you know it’s not a cakewalk. The healing process can be long and quite painful. A friend of mine had shoulder surgery this summer; his doctor told him that it could be up to a year before he’ll be completely pain-free. <span style="font-style: italic;">That's</span> reality.<br /><br />On a long plane flight this summer, I watched an episode of “Make Me a Supermodel” (yes, I know), in which a beautiful young woman with very bad teeth spent 24 hours getting her teeth fixed—drilling, grinding, implants, the whole thing—and was expected to (and did) walk the runway a few hours later, without complaint or apparent discomfort. That’s just not how it generally goes, as anyone who’s had dental surgery can attest. <br /><br />It took <span>decades </span>to bring the country to its knees economically and culturally. The girlfriends’ rule of thumb for getting over a bad relationship is that it should take up to as much as half as long as the relationship lasted. With that math, we should not expect to be back on our feet for at least 4 years, if we just count the W/Cheney years. And some of our problems go back a lot farther than that. <br /><br />The people on all sides who are saying that Mr. Obama “hasn’t done anything” don’t seem to understand that fixing problems of this magnitude—and so many of them at once—is an excruciatingly slow and complex process. And it’s not like he’s the only guy in the room. There are a lot of other people involved: one political party that is mostly engaged in making sure that things stay as they are until the midterm elections, one party that squabbles within itself endlessly about everything, and a whole lot of people in the middle who are looking for a quick and painless fix.<br /><br />It's going to take time. Some things are still going to get worse before they get better. So, fasten your seat belts. And adjust your expectations accordingly.Edie Freedmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00206820786112415586noreply@blogger.com0