Friday, April 1, 2011

April fools

  • The Republicans in the House
  • South Dakota (with its too-intrusive anti-abortion policy and its not-intrusive-enough firearms laws)
  • Mississippi (the state where it's safer to stay in the womb, with highest child mortality rate in the country)
  • The Koch brothers
  • General Electric
  • The culture wars: sheer idiocy vs. total chaos
  • Michele Bachmann
  • Newt Gingrich
  • U.S. energy policy
  • Everyone, everywhere, who denies our role in global warming
  • Donald Trump
  • Orrin Hatch (The only thing I ever liked about the guy was that he used to play bridge with Teddy Kennedy.)
  • AMC and the producers of "Madmen"
  • The NFL
  • Today's weather

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